Welcome to Yahoo Farm
“The Home of Halloween”
Yahoo Farm is a family oriented entertainment and educational farm in Jasper, Georgia. Located about one hour north of Atlanta. Every year thousands of families visit from mid September through October 31st. Always rated as one of the top pumpkin/agritainment farms in the USA.
Official Representative of Yahoo Farm
Moon Bughead
Hi! Moon Bughead here, thanks for stopping in. I know what you’re thinking. How did I get a cool name like Moon Bughead. Well, that story begins 126,488 years ago in the great swamp that covered the southern low lands along the Gulf Coast. After being deported from their home planet, Le Monde, for thinking to much and being insufferably happy, the peace loving Minnietoka people were relocated to the great swamp. They thrived in their new home (a gift from the Great Spirit) and they never abandoned their guiding principles for a happy life, make peace, make love, no war. Life was very very good for a long time.
Then the foreigners arrived, setup trading posts and introduced European civilization to enslave and exploit the people and plunder the gift of the Great Spirit. The blight of greed and capitalism transformed the gift into a slim hole but the Minnietoka spirit prevailed. Make peace, make love, no war, became the mantra for universal happiness.
My mother was 50% native Minnietoka and my father was a 100% naturalized Minnietoka, so I was named by birthright as a Minnietoka. After the blessed event my father and mother took me outside. “What shall your name be my son?” asked my father as he held me up to the sky, “Look how bright the moon shines.” Just then a huge bug smashed into my head splattering my parents with green bug goo, but amazingly I didn’t cry. My mother and father looked at the bug impacted on my forehead as the light of the full moon reflected off my shiny head and in unison said, “Moon Bughead.” And that’s how I got my name.
After that I got bigger and did a lot of different things. I am now the Official Representative for Yahoo Farm.
Board Of Directors
Captain
After a long and illustrious entrepreneurial career, his many skills and talents have been invaluable in securing the means to fulfill our Mission Statement
Death
AKA The Grim Reaper is the only present day psycho pomp. He brings his special touch to every situation with his ultimate decision making power. Without a doubt…the ultimate closer.
Boogers O’Toole
Successful shoe maker by trade. He has a pot of gold to prove his expertise. Always has 3 wishes available for the lucky someone. Beloved by all and forever ready with the fiddle and a jig.
Sir Hillary Marmalade
World famous, twice knighted, a relentless tracker, lover of all things adventurous and a man who is uniquely oblivious.
Clown
One day in class a clown was born. Today we are all recipients of those many years of clowning. Loved by some. Feared and despised by most. The rapier sharp wit and incessant horn honking is a reminder to us all of his ominous omnipresence.
Toot Fairy
Fame, Fortune, and Flatulence follows her on her quest to grant the wishes of the tootful. “Make a wish!!”
Krusty
Hates cooking! A true champion of contemporary capitalist culture.
Sasquatch
We are very honored to have a supernatural slollicum (shape shifter) on our board of directors. A true protector of the land and all who live upon it. His ability to walk in the two realms, the spiritual and physical, offers a unique insight into the everyday existence we call reality.